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Casino Has Great Night
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ-Bally’s Casino cleaned up at the blackjack table, on the slot machines, and elsewhere Monday.

Realistic Snail Mail Spam

I was going through the mail today and opened an envelope that contained a page that appeared to have been torn (neatly) from a magazine. Attached to the page was a post-it note, with the message “Lucas, Try this it works! J.” The envelope didn’t have a return address, but had a stamp for postage [...]

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Scientific study claims to prove the 5-second rule
If Doyle goes on a rampage, I could end up in the state pen. Morons.

Dear Dallas Mavericks,

Thank you for embarrassing the state of Texas with your effort tonight. You can win or lose, but it’s a sin to quit. Quite an accomplishment.
Sincerely yours,
Lucas

Quote of the Day

From The Corner on National Review Online
Cubs, Cards and the Quote of the Day [Jonah Goldberg]
From a reader:
“I grew up in Champaign, Illinois, which is midway between Chicago and St. Louis. I played baseball briefly and badly in Little League for the Mittendorf Funeral Home Panthers. And at an age too tender for [...]